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Mm-hmm. Oh, look at this manly man coming to us today. You thought we were inviting you over to have sex with us, huh?

Oh my god, are you serious?

That would never happen, but we do have a surprise for you.

We went lingerie shopping and I think these might be your size.

We know just how much you've actually been wanting to try on a pair of ladies panties.